hypocrite

hypocrite
1. (hypocrite) (1265↑, 336↓)
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for. (2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them. (3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

2. (hypocrite) (690↑, 196↓)
someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying\!" B: "shut up, hypocrite\!"

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3. (hypocrite) (456↑, 190↓)
1: A person who fails to practice what they preach 2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.

Man: You kid\! Stop pickin' your nose\! Kid: but your pic... Man: Don't make me tell you twice\!

4. (Hypocrite) (176↑, 20↓)
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.

Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs. Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie. Connie: Hey guys\! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey* Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie\! Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away* Claudia: Bye. Tracey: See you around. Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore\! Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*

5. (hypocrite) (554↑, 397↓)
George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

6. (hypocrite) (317↑, 170↓)
A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

7. (hypocrite) (143↑, 73↓)
Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do. Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do. Someone who is a fake. Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to. Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)

A:"I hate wearing the color orange." B:"Oh...orange is my favorite color." A:"OMG\! Me too, I totally agree." B:"Your such a hypocrite."

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8. (hypocrite) (117↑, 57↓)
One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

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9. (hypocrite) (66↑, 13↓)
Person who enjoys contradicting ones self.

Son: Mom this pasta taste like shit. Mom: DON'T YOU FUCKING CURSE *bitch smacks son across face* Dad: fucking hypocrite bitch.

10. (hypocrite) (62↑, 15↓)
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.

Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite\!

11. (hypocrite) (42↑, 7↓)
A person given to [hypocrisy]. It comes from the Middle English ipocrite, derived from Old French, passed down from late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hupocrits, actor, from hupokrnesthai, to play a part, pretend; So all Actors in Hollywood are literally hypocrites, especially the most famous ones. Anyone who pretends to be, do or have something they are not, do not or have not, or who acts like they aren't what they are, don't do what they do, or have what they have, are literal hypocrites. Hypocracy is the practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. It is also an act or instance of such falseness. Hypocrisy is an expression of agreement that is not supported by real conviction as in paying someone with [lip service] dissembling, feigning, pretense, pretence - pretending with intention to deceive, a sort of fraud [crocodile tears] - a hypocritical display of sorrow; false or insincere weeping; "the secretaries wept crocodile tears over the manager's dilemma"; "politicians shed crocodile tears over the plight of dead soldiers" hypocrisy is insincerity by virtue of pretending to have qualities or beliefs that you do not really have as in insincerity, falseness - the quality of not being open or truthful; deceitful or hypocritical sanctimoniousness, sanctimony - the quality of being hypocritically devout, smarminess, unctuousness, unction, fulsomeness, oiliness, [oleaginousness] - smug self-serving earnestness A hypocrite is usually a selfish, self serving bastard or bitch that has no compunction about their own self-rightness in being, doing or having what they want with utter disregard toward all others.

Famous hypocritical quotes: I didn't have sex with that woman\! Mission Accomplished\! I love that woman\! I'm innocent your Honor\! The war will soon be over\! I didn't do it\! How do you tell if a human being is a hypocrite? If they are breathing they are one. What did one hypocrite say to the other hypocrite? If you would just stop being so hypercritical we could both get along.

12. (hypocrite) (31↑, 8↓)
a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously. EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.

speaker A: "Wow, George Bush is a hypocrite\!" speaker B: "Wow, you are too\!"

13. (hypocrite) (26↑, 4↓)
A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite\!

14. (hypocrite) (42↑, 20↓)
One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

15. (hypocrite) (20↑, 2↓)
a person who condemns a thing or activity, but then takes part in that thing or activity

Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it. Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you\! Your a hypocrite\! Mom:...

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16. (hypocrite) (20↑, 5↓)
a person who insults a lifestyle then lives it

Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.

17. (hypocrite) (16↑, 2↓)
A person who contradicts themself with their own words and/or doings, by making a contrast between the two.

Molly is reknowned for saying she is adament in her belief about something, but then going out and doing the exact opposite of what she preached to be true about. What a hypocrite\!

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18. (hypocrite) (52↑, 38↓)
something benzino and other people are when eminem dissed black people.

Benzino and some black people: Eminem is a motherfucking raciest ass cracker\! He calls people of the oppisite race mean,derogatory, and raceist names, but I would never do something like that, that stupid ass cracker honkey white boy piece of shit. Fucking white crackers.

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19. (hypocrite) (19↑, 7↓)
Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you\!" Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white\!"

20. (hypocrite) (17↑, 5↓)
a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against

a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways

21. (hypocrite) (19↑, 8↓)
people who bash this site while using this site.

see violence. they are such a hypocrite.

22. (Hypocrite) (11↑, 1↓)
1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same. 2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.

Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up. But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours. Oh that's different.. No its not , your a hypocrite \!\!\!

23. (hypocrite) (18↑, 8↓)
My Father/ most parents

Me: Stop talking shit Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE

24. (hypocrite) (33↑, 23↓)
90% of all "christians"

"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war\!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant. "Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy. "The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo. "Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him. I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.

25. (hypocrite) (16↑, 6↓)
a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes [Killing Heidi]. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

26. (Hypocrite) (58↑, 48↓)
Virtually the only insult that [goth]s/[punk]s know.

RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants? Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite\!

27. (hypocrite) (23↑, 14↓)
Most ignorant black people nowadays.

Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga\! Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga\! White guy: Hey niggers\! :) Black guys: \>:( Man wajoo jus say?\! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka\! White guy: Oh what the heck AHH\!\! Damn hypocrites\!

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28. (Hypocrite) (8↑, 0↓)
Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.

Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.

29. (Hypocrite) (8↑, 0↓)
When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.

Teacher: Bob\! Don't chew gum in the classroom\! Go throw it out\! Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??

30. (hypocrite) (26↑, 18↓)
A person who says something, and does the exact opposite. See [Christian] Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.

Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake\!" Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite." Such primitive beliefs...

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31. (hypocrite) (22↑, 14↓)
A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.

Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.

32. (Hypocrite) (7↑, 0↓)
Someone who makes and joins a facebook page complaining about people joining and making facebook pages.

Joe Bob became a fan of "Stop fanning stuff\!\! It's annoying" aka Joe Bob became a fan of "Im a hypocrite\!\!\! Shoot me please\!\!"

33. (Hypocrite) (7↑, 0↓)
somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise

Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.

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34. (hypocrite) (20↑, 13↓)
when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents

you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you

35. (Hypocrite) (6↑, 0↓)
Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time. Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it. Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.

bob: i hate when people write really long [myspace] pages\!\!its a waste of space. steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long.. bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs... steve: your such a hypocrite.

36. (Hypocrite) (8↑, 2↓)
Adjective. 1. A female who says they have no affection towards her boyfriend, however, complains to the world about his lack of affection towards her, at all times. 2. Erin Murray

"I need an FC so I can go back in time to reunite with him..." "Shut up, hypocrite."

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37. (hypocrite) (12↑, 6↓)
A person who tells someone to not do something yet they do what they told you not to.

Parent(hypocrite): You said fuck\! Don't say fuck\! I'll wash your mouth out with soap\! Fuck\!

38. (hypocrite) (17↑, 11↓)
someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
39. (Hypocrite) (6↑, 1↓)
A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.

But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned\!' Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN\!' [Liar] [Hypocrite] [two face] [thunder cunt] [Jerk] [Backstabber]

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40. (hypocrite) (7↑, 2↓)
A Hypocrite is one of these: 1) One who professes something then does not carry it out. 2) One who carries out something he professes against. 3) A [chav].

Hypocrites: 1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH\!DAMMIT\!\!\!" 2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids\!" (later on) "Come on\! Damn peers gimme more speed\!" 3) Chav: "Nobb-ed\!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."

41. (hypocrite) (6↑, 1↓)
when people talk trash on other people but are the biggest brown nosers to them

girl is talking trash on this other girl -girl comes up to the other girl then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite

42. (Hypocrite) (5↑, 1↓)
A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.

Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.

43. (hypocrite) (4↑, 0↓)
hypocrite -someone who is hollow inside -where what they claim they represent isn't actually what they believe -lack personal experience of what their talking about -however if what their being "hypocritical" about is a belief, they might actually end up believing in it, fake hopes and dreams -someone who thinks others should be punished for doing something they believe is wrong

teacher is a [hypocrite] for putting the kid in detention

44. (hypocrite) (6↑, 2↓)
A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being. Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy. An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.

Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night" Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?" Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut" Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?" Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser\! I told him that last night" Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"

45. (hypocrite) (17↑, 13↓)
Someone who accuses a group of being hypocritical when the group they didn't bash is just as guilty of hypocrisy.

"George Bush likes to appeal to minorities with his speeches, but he and his brother Jeb don't even let the African-American ballots through on election day."

46. (Hypocrite) (6↑, 3↓)
Nick Clegg

Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite. I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees

47. (hypocrite) (3↑, 0↓)
See [Human].

Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation. Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite\! Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.

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48. (Hypocrite) (3↑, 0↓)
1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them. 2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.

he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe\! i love you\!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.

49. (Hypocrite) (3↑, 0↓)
One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap\! Hypocrite\!

50. (Hypocrite) (4↑, 1↓)
A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he/she/heshe does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.

I hate Racism, and Black People... And Hypocrites.

51. (hypocrite) (6↑, 3↓)
a person who says something that they don't want you to do and then they goand do it their selves

KS:"don't copy it\!" CM:"ok what evers." KS:"hey rachel," Rach:"what?" KS:"i just copied a page off her site\!" R:"That's wrong\!" CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's\!" KS:"i don't care\!" CM:"she's a hypocrite\!"

52. (hypocrite) (6↑, 3↓)
see [everyone]

everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me.. ..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc... and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....

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53. (Hypocrite) (6↑, 3↓)
An accusation made towards another person by an idiot who is groping around in the dark for justification to their own faults and wrong-doings. Unfortunately, this word is can also be meaningless once you understand that hypocrisy is a hypocritical term.

You hypocrite, you can't tell me smoking weed is bad for me\!

54. (Hypocrite) (2↑, 0↓)
one who does the right things for the wrong reasons; a pretender

Hypocrites, they do good things only to show off.

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55. (Hypocrite) (3↑, 2↓)
A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.

Example 1: Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life. Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average? Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government. Student: HYPOCRITE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Example 2: Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death. Patient: Sure, doctor. I will. Outside Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up* Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE\!\!\!\! Doctor: SHIT\! D:

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56. (Hypocrite) (4↑, 3↓)
A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway

person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite person b: i know\! global warming is such bullshit\!

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57. (hypocrite) (7↑, 6↓)
Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.

Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob. -5 minutes later- Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills\!" Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle\! Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword\! AND NOW I HAVE IT\! Yeah, you guys should get one too\! -5 minutes later- Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better. Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP\!\!\!

58. (hypocrite) (18↑, 17↓)
A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

59. (hypocrite) (28↑, 27↓)
A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most [Christian]s are hypocrites.

60. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
A person not willing to take their half of the responsibilities, when splitting a job.

He was such a hypocrite, we agreed to work for Bill, but he won't do his share.

61. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.

She just said we should all hate him and now she's kissing him, what a hypocrite.

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62. (HYPOCRITE) (0↑, 0↓)
A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

63. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?" Bob: "Sure, let's see here...." "...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics." Joe: "What a hypocrite."

64. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who does what they are against. Synonym: Louise.

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion. Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."

65. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
someone who accuses people of or criticises them of things they do themselves, i know about 12 and want to kick the shit out of them all.

Sir Alex Ferguson: that guy is an arsehole. Commentator: Pfffft, hypocrite. Sir Alex Ferguson is an arrogant hypocrite.

66. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who preaches one thing while doing the opposite

David Cameron is a fecking hypocrite Nick Clegg is a total hypocrite The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrat/Conservative Coalition are hypocrites

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67. (hypocrite) (0↑, 0↓)
CHRISTOPHER MARTIN RUSSELL BORN APRIL 12TH 1983

I TELL ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS IN THE BEGINING I AM A JELIOUS POSSESIVE HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOLE AND SAY HI MY NAME IS CHRIS HAVE YOU MET ME I AM A "hypocrite"

68. (hypocrite) (3↑, 4↓)
a fat person talking about sport

fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite

69. (hypocrite) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.

Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite

70. (hypocrite) (3↑, 4↓)
A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.

Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out." Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up" "Did someone say hypocrite?"

71. (hypocrite) (5↑, 7↓)
typical Republican

George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite

72. (hypocrite) (0↑, 3↓)
the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

they wanted to accuse the boy but couldn't because he was a hypocrite...

73. (Hypocrite) (0↑, 4↓)
according to a kid im my class hypocrite means "you don't listen to your parents"

your mom grouns you for being a hypocrite because you didn'ttake the garbage out when she told you to

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74. (hypocrite) (7↑, 12↓)
A word created to describe someone in a medical profession.

"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price." Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.

75. (hypocrite) (7↑, 13↓)
what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up

"hey matt, do you like apple pie?" "no, its gross" "really? i love it" "me too"

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76. (Hypocrite) (3↑, 10↓)
A word used for someone who disagrees r argues with what they just said. Also a word my friend uses that gets on my nerves \>=.

G. Bush- do you like handjobs? harold- yes G. Bush- do you like giving handjobs? harold- no G. Bush- then your pretty hypocrite yourself, so shut the fuck up.

77. (hypocrite) (22↑, 38↓)
One whose actions contradict his words; a liberal

That hypocrite sees no problem with killing unborn babies, but a convicted murderer has rights\!

78. (hypocrite) (6↑, 33↓)
Kristen "Stupid Bitch" Gambino.

\<I\>I'm too hxc\hypocrite*\hypocrite for u bc I wear AbErCrOmBiE and listen to *EMO* musik. I swear I don't use my only friends picture because I'm fat and stupid and wish I was all cute. Everyone think's I'm real but I'm fake n i have so many groupies that follow my every move because they don't have a brain of their own\!\</i\>

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79. (hypocrite) (5↑, 71↓)
A person who preaches a way of living that he himself does not abide by.

Let's take a random name, Tom for example, and pretend he's an irc chatter. The following sentences would make Tom a hypocrite if he said it. Tom: Obey the word of god. I have beaten a spouse in the past.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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